I wouldn't try this at home, although it is one of the funniest scenes from the movie "Mallrats".
Gotta love Jay and Silent Bob... and just happened to see "Clerks" on T.V. about a week ago... I don't know what reminded me to go find the above clip though... "Fly fatass fly!" LOL!
I've had a long day today, and for some reason I have been edgy and bitchy as the day grew long. I went to the grocery store upon leaving work, forgetting that everyone would be at their Thanksgiving-worst. That's right, a thousand selfish, 'do unto others before they do unto you' assholes were out and about trying to pick up all their supplies for the big day. I can tell you that I did not enjoy being there. Not to mention the traffic between work, gro. store and home. Everyone's gone madder than usual. Just makes me want to hide somewhere away from all the cretins.
Then came band practice. I was tired, my feet were hurting and I was edgy... It's just me in a room full of testosterone, and they just sometimes push me to the limits. I rarely get to be around women (which is fine with me most of the time). But everybody needs their "girl pal" time... even if it is being with my Mother, or getting to go to lunch with good friends, or coffee, or just chilling by myself away from the dudes. I work with mostly all dudes, I come home and have my husband, our resident 'guy on the couch' (who still has not gone away), and my two male pets. It's enough to make a girl go all Chuck Norris on an ass.
So now I'm sitting here needing desperately to go to bed because I still have to get up for work in the morning, but the guy on the couch is blaring us the latest CD that their band just finished mastering, which sounds pretty cool but it's sure not a sedative, and my feet are still pounding, and I just want to soak in a bubble bath and konk out... If I can just get through tomorrow, and Thanksgiving goes smoothly, I will feel much better I do believe.
So of course I'll be here to 'talk turkey' with you guys throughout the holidays, as I vowed to do every day for the month, so stop by if you can. You know I always love having my lovely blog pals here at the Forrest. Have your Tofurkey, or Turkey and tons of sides, stuff yourselves into oblivion, watch your parades and football, kick your feet up, laugh and be merry!!! I hope you all enjoy Thanksgiving (if it applies to you), if not, at least eat something you like, drink up and have a great week anyway!
Good night y'all... I gotta STFU and go to bed. ;)