Dear Wednesday...
That was another lovely thunderstorm this morning. In fact, things sounded so tranquil upon waking that I didn't want to eject myself from the bed at all. It would have been a wonderful morning to sleep in, long and late... just listening to the rain. Unfortunately, I could not do that (no thanks to you, Wednesday). You have never given me half the pleasure that Saturday does. I'm sorry to be mean, but I can't lie about that. You fall short in so many ways. Perhaps if you would offer me more holidays, or at least a few then we could work something out. I just don't see how this is going to work... I think we should just be friends. It's not me, it's you. Sincerely, AJ Readers! I know that our lovely day must go on, and some of us will have fantastic Hump Days! If you're actually doing something fun today, or you're retired/independently wealthy/just don't give a shit and you are not a slave to the man, then good for you. I hope you enjoy, and I have ...