Deep In The Forrest

This week's "Weekly Words Challenge" is brought to us by the manly and excellent Jay of Cynical Bastard . He has done a great job of standing in for Tink as she was off getting married all this last week... His words were "Public" and "Private" . I'm running amuck and confused as usual, so bear with me. I'll get this I hope! Let's get this party started! My Pubic... Oh wait, damn wrong word. See told you I was confused today!!! Maybe I better let the Slideshow handle this... Happy Tuesday!

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on; ask if they have an appointment. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. *Thanks to Narayana for this contribution