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My Biscuits Exposed!

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Ok ok, you guys have been begging to see my biscuits... I was a little hesitant, because once you see them, you know you're going to want to butter them, but I'll take my chances. In all seriousness though, I was very proud that they turned out even close to my Mom's because she has the best biscuits anywhere... (wait that didn't sound good, did it?? Oh man put my foot in my mouth again). Fuggidaboutit!! Here they are (closes eyes and gets ready to flash biscuits):

Losing My Religion

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Or losing patience more so. Those that know me well, know that I am not a morning person in the least. Also, during those tender loving morning hours you will find me in a bit of a rush too because I am a procrastinator, running late, hitting the snooze button one too many times. This morning, I was doing pretty good though as Richie and I are once again tackling the Couch to 5K running plan . So I'd already had my morning walk/run and had some good healthy oatmeal in my belly. Plenty of time to spare, not plenty but more than usual so I stop off at the gas station for a quick fill-up. I'm nearly finished pumping the petrol, close the gas cap, and I'm veering towards my door to get in and head on towards my work day. Just then I am obstructed by none other than an early-bird Jehovah's Witness. These Jehovah's Witnesses used to come to our house it seemed a lot when I was a child. That was pretty brave of them as we had an extensively long driveway. They must've ...

Sunday Morning Church Service

I know, those of you who have seen me post one of these before will be like "Oh god not again!", but I just thought since it was Sunday morning we needed to get a little spirit going on in here... Surely you can join me in laughing at some of these t.v. evangelists-whoever did this choreographed it to the tee, and I think it's hilarious. So, can we have a little church up in here this morning? Take a look at this old 'gas bag', and i'll pass the collection plate around.

What Ever Happened To Floor Monkeys?

Sorry I was scarce yesterday... been a tad busy. Today is a good day for some strange comedy. My friend, Faith had a little role in a "mockumentary" here with some friends of hers, and it's called "Whatever Happened to Floor Monkeys: The Movie?". Very zany... and I hope that you get it and like it too. She plays "Sweet Sally" so look for her.

How Far Would You Walk?

This one's for Chelly-I was reminded of the movie "White Chicks" starring the Wayans Brothers , and in it there is a scene that makes me laugh every time I see it. It's the scene where one of the Wayans brothers, dressed like a white girl for undercover is on a date with Terry Crews , who won 'her' at the auction. So as he is trying to 'turn off' Crews in the scene by playing a song that he thinks will disgust him, all of his attempts backfire. Watch and laugh (if you have seen this movie, it will be funnier).