Deep In The Forrest

N ot sure that I, Aunt Jackie , would be on Santa's nice list (if he really does keep up on all that) rofl. But as we're celebrating this week, it's time for a little Christmas Cheer... right? No matter the hard times that have been going on for my family, or myself, I always find time to be plenty naughty... don't you worry about that! It is very near Christmas, so what a perfect time for Tink (Our WWC Mistress) , to choose such a theme as "Naughty" and "Nice". She's probably been a little naughty herself... so Tis The Season, and here we go my fellow bad boys and girls. I don't know two more "Naughty" boys than these two brothers. You might remember this "Naughty" devil. Could that same "Naughty" devil actually become a "Nice" Christmas Angel? Blade probably cannot decide if he wants to be a "Naughty" or "Nice" driver (give him a break, he's only 2) lol And that's all she...

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You guessed it, just as millions of people around the world are probably doing, I'm sitting here this morning watching " A Christmas Story ". (See above, the "Leg Lamp" scene from the movie) Since you guys are so special to me, I've included an extra special treat, Click To Read last year's 'Tale of One Christmas' (in case you missed it). Happy Christmas updates: My little nephew is all better, and back in tip-top shape... turned out it was a Staph infection, and he's very lucky to have been taken into the hospital on time. He got to go home yesterday. Just in time for his second Christmas, although he wasn't even a month old last year, he was born on December 1, 2006... So I think he'll enjoy himself a little more this year. As well, I'm not sure who all is going to make it down to Mom's this year, but we'll be arriving around 2-3 O'Clock she says... I'm trying to hold up spirits and feel festive... I truly don...

I've got Christmas on my mind, and all the things I need to get done since it's getting quite close... hard to believe it's been a whole year already since Christmas. I'll say it again, it's zooming by extremely too fast. No matter how fast time passes, and the effects it and gravity have on all the rest of us, Fruitcake for some reason never changes. You know it is common knowledge that there is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and it is merely passed around from one person to the next. I mean, who the hell invented this sadistically nasty cake?? I know only one person who likes it and that's my Mom... I'm not going to question her judgment but I do not have to participate in her fruitcake ventures. I was reminded of Fruitcake when reading my friend Awa's blog . Here's another article about Fruitcake . Blechhkk!! If you like it, more power to you... you can definitely have my share. There are definitely so many more appetizing creations we ca...

Your Aunt Jackie gives to you... a dirty santa in a... well, he's really not in much of anything. Shocking, yes, Sexy??? Absolutely-NOT... Funny, of course! Have a good one and i'll see you all soon!

Oh joyful joyful... the headaches and strain, I'm all caught up in the holiday pain. The errands and duties, that all are a "must" have been given to me, seems it's me that they trust. Now i'm a bit out of pocket, hope to be back soon. Feel like a swamp creature, from a Christmas Lagoon!!! :)

12 Days 9 Hours 22 Minutes 'What's with the countdown?' you ask... Well, it's how long I have until Christmas. Less than 13 days until Christmas [as I write this]. Why then, do I still see no snowflakes? Why then, are the temperatures dancing around in the mid-60s? The only thing I want to see in the 60s in December are maybe videos from The Doors or Jimi Hendrix (a few others perhaps)... but NOT the temperature. What do I have to do to see some freaking snowflakes around here?? I guess I may as well stop with the whining... I know what i'm bargaining with living in this area of the country. If I want a blizzard, I should be in Colorado or Alaska :) Ok, so enough of that. I've got to stop being a Holiday mood-killer. I have yet to send out my Christmas cards, mostly because i'm still trying to locate them within the chaotic realm that I call home. Come to think of it, I've only received a couple cards in the mail myself, so I guess everyone is running ...

I just realized, I don't spin anymore . You know, the kind of spinning we used to do when we were little kids. Just spin yourself out of control until you collapse to the ground so dizzy you can't see straight and then look at the horizon and watch everything in sight rotate, and it would just take your breath away, and your stomach along with it. Then lie there until you were stablilized and had 'come back down to earth', then do it again... Why would we willfully choose to induce this 'vertigo'? It was liberating... it made us laugh. How many REAL 'natural' highs like that do we get in our life? Not really that many (well, I guess it depends on the person and how we see things). Let's see theres the spinning thing, sneezing, first kisses, successfully humiliating someone who's publicly made a fool out of you (that's right, revenge!), and Ice Cream-it's natural, I buy all natural, so that counts. There are a few others. Not like that tim...