Now Hero This! (Ask AJ)

Gahd, I'm sorry. I nearly forgot to answer these... lol I beg and beg y'all to submit me some "Ask AJ" thingys and then I go and fuggitabouttit... Well o.k., here I am doing a post JUST for you (my blogging heroes) who have been kind enough to indulge a crazy southern girl in her flights of fancy. Just a quick note, the Weekly Words Challenge is coming up later in the day... I'm such a procrastinating-photographer... I will call myself a photocrastinator!! Yeah me. Anyways, on to the Ask AJs. This first one comes from the delightful FuriousBall! furiousBall said... Dear AJ, Is it true that elephants have automatic thrusters on their weiners? Love, furiousBall Well, furious. In my extensive experience with elephant weiners, they have had to work awful hard to get those jokers going. I mean they're the size of, like, a 'husky' kindergartner's leg and all, so you got that whole gravity thing going on, plus although elephants themselves have good mem...