Deep In The Forrest

What defines "Hardcore"? It depends on what you're talking about. There are hardcore criminals, and hardcore bodybuilders. There is "hardcore gay", there is Hardcore Pornography, and then there is a hardcore that you couldn't compete with if you tried. Take for instance what I am about to show you... Perhaps put on your corpse paint, and spiked leather outfits if you want to even get into the same league. Better yet, tease your hair to dangerous heights, and throw on your best parachute pants... because there is no way you're going to "Top" THIS... I don't know how he dragged it up, but Richie showed me This Painfully Ridiculous Video this morning, and I thought I was going to get a stomach cramp from laughter. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH!!!! What would you do if you saw 3 guys on the street doing that?? I personally would kick their asses, and then feed them to my vicious cat. I mean, really... That is just sad. What was with Dude's "S...

deer santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Maybe you can bu...

Here's my very own weapon of mass destruction, Richie (Mr. J). It's a great country when you consider the pride and gonads a man must have to stand in front of a poster featuring our stars, stripes and the Statue of Liberty looking extremely fierce and wearing a shirt covered in Roses. Would YOU give him a hard time about his shirt?? America... F*&% YEAH!!! lol ;) Happy Friday Y'all!

Your Aunt Jackie gives to you... a dirty santa in a... well, he's really not in much of anything. Shocking, yes, Sexy??? Absolutely-NOT... Funny, of course! Have a good one and i'll see you all soon!