Rumer Has It

I don't remember how I came across something that made me think about Bruce and Demi and the kids the other day, but I just did. In doing so, I was shocked to realize that the Willis children are all pretty much grown up now (and are ecstatic I'm sure, to have Ashton K. as a step-father [s]). Of the Willis girls, the oldest is "Rumer"... I'll elaborate on names in a moment.

First, take a look at Exhibit A.

(click to enlarge for full effect!)

Ok, is it just me or looking back do you think that Demi wishes that she had selected a better father genetically than Bruce?? Look at them, I mean Demi had the wide-set jaw, but it wasn't so bad because her chin was rather small. Then comes Bruce with his face shape, jaw, chin, and somewhere, something when terribly wrong.

See any Resemblance??

I feel bad, I am not being intentionally cruel (I swear... I know, "Jackie why are you posting this if you don't mean to be cruel?). You're so right... and I know that genetics cannot be helped (although I hear that she may have even gone and had plastic surgery to fix this issue). It's just such a strike of bad genetic luck though! I can't stop staring! You have to admit that Bruce and Demi as a couple were not the most thoughtful when it came to "naming" the tots either. First of course, you have "Rumer", then there is "Scout LaRue", and then finally "Tallulah Belle". I think if it were me, I'd ban together with my fellow siblings and protest, or well I guess if they hate it bad enough, they will change their name legally.

Celebrities should not be in charge of naming their babies. However, they do continue to provide us with constant entertainment... in more ways than one.