Friday "Crap"

I know it's Friday, I wish I could post something but I feel like a complete Turd today... one covered in flies that's been out in the middle of a lone pasture and forgotten... Plain and simple. I hate to sound graphic about it, but I just feel like total crap... It's not that I'm sick, it's just my mood--I feel totally disgusting and fat, I feel like renaming myself "Shamu". To top it off, I wore a hideous brown suit because I had nothing else to wear this morning, and that only intensified the "Turd Syndrome" that I already had going on...

I won't elaborate any further--Some of you will understand this feeling, others will think I'm nuts for feeling this way, but either way, don't step too close to me because you'll get it all over your shoes.

When I was looking for a picture to illustrate my "Turdism", I found the strangest thing called the Turd Twister. I'm amazed, horrified and yet somehow jealous that someone made this invention and is probably sitting home comfortable in their millions right now, while I'm out feeling like a Turd, trying to make a living. Go figure... the world is just a shitty-good place to live I guess... Hope your Friday doesn't stink.... A.J.

Here's the Turd Twister (click pic or link to visit page-let nothing to go waste in the name of Art I guess).