Too Many Spankings to Speak Of

Approximately 9:01 a.m. on a beautiful Monday morning (not all THAT long ago), the world became blessed with the light of one very special child. The Mother was ecstatic as this was the baby she had been praying for! She named her Jacqueline Dawn (although she nearly named her something else entirely, but wished to name her after her Dad). So it was on this day that she was born... The world did not know what a serious "Butt Whooping" it was about to get, and as well, the Guardian Angels did not know how hard their job was about to be! They have all done very well, however as she is still alive and kicking... Her Mom called this morning (very early) to tell her "Happy Birthday Dawn of the Morning!"

Happy Birthday to Me!

Let's have a look back in history for the ever-changing, all-powerful Aunt Jackie:

Here I am crushing my inchworm, circa (approx) 2.5 years old.

12th Birthday at McDonald's (I'm the one on the right of course, with the orange balloon)

"Hammer Time!"

The Platinum Period ;)

And finally, the devil's final conquest...
All Settled down... Yeah right! :P