Today's Tip of the Day!!
Do not wear to work the conspicuously-tight pants, no matter how excited you are that they actually fit, as well as buttoned, even if they seem to be comfortable enough at the time, and yes even if they are not threatening to rip upon entry to your vehicle.
Believe me, later in the day through the mid-day heat, and swealter... and with your after-lunch bloat you will be wishing you had instead worn a "moo-moo" dress (with comfortable shoes).
Seriously... just don't.
That is all.