Upon returning from the grocery store, we had a "Wasp Catastrophe". While Richie and I were putting away the groceries, I spotted a wasp hanging out on the curtain. (If you never knew this about me, just know that I have an intense wasp phobia that stems from childhood and includes any flying 'stinging' type insect).
"Oh F****** J**us G*d!!!" I shout, and go darting out the door.
This leaves Richie looking around going "WTF?!?!". He says "W**t is it?"
I scream "WAAAAASSSPP!!!!" lol Then Richie comes running out the door too. Then I pretty much tell him that there's no way I can bend on this issue, he has to go in and take care of the situation. So he goes in, and refuses to go near enough to the wasp to get the 'Wasp Spray' out of the cabinet, so as soon as he found where the wasp had landed, and was semi-dormant, I crawled cautiously over to the cabinet and grabbed some spray, and hurriedly took it back to him, then went back outside the screen door to wait. Once I nearly slammed him in the door and he was like 'WTF?!? Why were you trying to lock me in there with the wasp??' and I said, "I didn't mean to!! I can't help it, I panicked!!!' It was total pandemonium really!
Long story short, it wasn't very effective spray, Richie ended up spraying down the kitchen with the pesticide. So I had to pretty much wash down everything that got coated, and mop the floor again. Then we FINALLY had a late breakfast at like 12:30 in the afternoon... It's o.k., we survived.
So anyways, yeah it's Sunday and I thought it would be cool to share a bit more of my age fourteen journals (one of my best buddies, Jay from Cynical Bastard liked the journal entries alot... Kind of fun. So, o.k., pop your popcorn, turn down the lights, here we go for more teen silliness (blushing).
**Disclaimer: Yes I really do realize that some of the things that I used to write were quite weird and nutty. I admit I have always been a bit of an oddball, but I think that's the artist in me, as well as growing up mostly like an 'only child'.**
Jackie's Private Journal - Entry #1 (continued) - 3/11/85
Hello again! I'm bored so I thought I'd write some more.
Lately, I've been interested in guys' butts! Isn't that hilarious? It's crazy what things go through your mind as a teenager.
Sometimes I hate school + sometimes I like it! It's weird!
My worst teenaged year so far is 13. It was terrible! I was a teenager but I couldn't do anything anybody else did! And just being 13 was a nightmare. It's not a bowl of cherries being 14 either! I'm hoping 15 will bring an abundant supply of happiness + fulfillment. So I will feel complete. I hope 15 will bring a very happy + satisfying year ahead of me.
Sure 13 + 14 bring off and on spells of joy but that's what I want to feel everyday! I think that would be the perfect way to feel every day of my life! [why was I always bulleting things? lol]
- A warm feeling in my heart!
- Rosy thoughts.
- A feeling of complete happiness.
I hope everybody at least once in their life could feel that way. It's a really beautiful feeling!
You know, I think I'll be able to sleep better now that I've expressed my thoughts for the day completely! Thanks paper for listening. It was nice speaking to you!
Lylap (ha! ha!) [WTF?]
Jackie Cutler (a girl) [uh, yeah??]
Yep, sweet dreams young Jackie... I think we can all sleep a little better too knowing that you're out there guarding our childhood with such a magical and imaginative fervor. ;)