Friday, December 28, 2007

On Kissing Frogs

12/28, yeah. We've today and 3 more days left in this whole entire year. 6 years ago, I skipped on up to the J.P. and said "I Do" to Mr. J., as he did to me. Afterwards, we had Barbecue at a little place in Midtown called "The Bar-B-Q Shop". Sound like the perfect romantic wedding?? lol Probably doesn't, but it's what happened. Some things are more practical than our story-book fantasies, as a result, we saved money and we bought our house about 6 months later... No, it's not my dream home, but it's fine. I am not being negative about the whole thing, I'm just telling how it is. We have a good life, everything we need and share a lot of laughs and love. Those are the biggies, right? So I can't say I'm doing bad, not bad at all. Thank you Richie, I'm very happy that we've made it this far, and I hope we can look forward to many more... Happy Anniversary. I Love You. :)

You can't make it to "I Do", however without kissing your share of frogs... I guess I kissed a few in my time. I was thinking about that recently, while thinking about how unbelievable it is that I actually got married and have been now for these six years.

I've told some of my stories to you in the past, if you have been around or read them, you know that I wanted my first kiss, first 'everything' to be with Bob (from my Motorcycle Madness story). I eventually did get to kiss Bob, but that happened some time later. I wanted to be kissing like all of the other girls in my class, when we received our high school class rings as we had this little 'tradition' of turning our class rings once around our fingers when we were kissed. I felt like an outcast, and I just knew it was never going to happen for me. We got our rings sometime in our tenth grade year.

So my first kiss? It finally happened at 17, with Larry R... I met Larry when one of my best friends, "Kay Kay" (to protect her anonymity) was chasing Ricky. Ricky and Larry were older boys, "bad boys" who drove fast cars and specialized in 'badassedness'. When the weekend rolled around and our parents let us out of the house, we would ride around town and always "pop in unexpectedly" at their apartment over near the local community college.

This particular night, the night I first saw him, we were by for our usual harassment visit, only Ricky was not home. We knew this because a guy we'd never met before answered the door (Larry). I looked him up and down and I liked what I saw. He was built, muscular but not too muscular, and although his hair was kind of reddish brown, and I normally didn't like red hair on guys, I was immediately hooked. I could tell he had an attitude.

He told us to come in and wait for Ricky if we wanted to, and we stepped in and sat on their couch. He excused himself to take a shower, and a few minutes later he came flying out of the bathroom in nothing but a towel, turns on the radio and begins dancing... While I waited for the towel to fall off, K and I looked at each other in astonishment. What is with this guy?? That's what we were thinking.

Now, not only did she have a 'crush' to stalk, so did I... we continued our unannounced harassments visits until one day, Ricky and Larry just up and moved. All we knew is that they moved to the next small town over. It became our priority to find out where their new abode was. So the next couple of weekends, we spend driving around looking for them. It did not take us long. She spotted Ricky's car, and although I was about to jump out of my skin with nervousness, we invited ourselves over. You must remember, I was quite painfully shy back then, and would have rather died at that moment than barge in to their house when clearly I doubted they expected us to find them or even wanted us to know where they lived. K always got us into trouble like that though.

They never said anything bad to us, Ricky usually treated K alright about the visits, and she even got to make out with him once... I think it might have been on the same night that I kissed Larry actually.

It was one of those nights, we arrived at their house, and Ricky was home by himself. Needless to say I was highly disappointed because I had it bad for Larry, and wanted to see him really bad. So I sat on the couch while K was in the back making out with Ricky. I listened to music, and waited... wondering if he was ever going to get there. It seemed like hours, and I was bored out of my skull... finally, the doorknob turned and I got very nervous. "OMG he's back!" I tried to straighten myself up, and get in my 'Vixen Mode' (as much of a Vixen mode as I may have had at 17, and a virgin).

He knew Ricky and K were in the back, so he began to verbally harass Ricky and make jokes, you know, like guys do... Ricky and K came back into the living room, and we all sat around and chatted for a while. Larry forced us to watch "Chaka Zulu" which was a t.v. show I remember being on at the time... I feigned slight interest, all-the-while plotting my "move". I flirted, and made little comments about how I was quite the Masseuse and he took the bait. He said he was going to bed, and then he tempted me into his room, stating he was waiting for this 'massage' I had promised.

So nervously, I went into his room... He had a water bed. He took his shirt off, and lay face down. I started the massage and put my all into it... He relaxed, and made quite a few noises indicating his enjoyment. The massage went along fine and then he spoke up and quipped, "Now how about the front?" I sat there, eyes as wide as the Grand Canyon... "Front?!?" I said shyly.

"Yep." He said, and with that he did a fast-flip on his back and put his hands behind his head. Not one to look like an amateur, I obliged and of course started with arms and chest, wondering all the while, what was to become of this situation. My teen aged blood was rushing, my heart beating out of my chest and my face, I'm sure was flushed crimson.

I was working my way around all of his well-kept muscles, as he urged me on... 'lower' he whispered. As I moved lower, all of a sudden, he leaned up and pulled me towards him, kissing my mouth... and with tongue nonetheless!! I was wrapped up and totally swept away, as our kiss turned into a full-on make out session. This was it, I was finally kissed. As he laid me back, and lay over the top of me kissing and caressing me all over, I reached my hands around his back, and with a sigh of relief, I gently turned my class ring.

Larry never even noticed, as his hands roamed everywhere, and finally moved to a place that made me stop. I snapped open my eyes, and diverted his hand. "Um... I... can't." (I knew where this was going, and although I honestly did want to go with it, and experience what was about to happen, the most natural thing in the world stopped me... my period!!) [Sorry guys, I don't know any other way to say it... don't be squeamish] ;)

He looked at me, rather confused and said, "Why??" I returned his glance, and couldn't think what to say. I staggered a bit, and he continued to kiss me more... I pondered the situation, I mean--my period had nearly stopped, and I was barely still bleeding, he might not even notice... But of course, I had no experience at all, and at the time I thought it would be the worst thing ever. I couldn't even imagine doing that. So I stopped him again.

"I'm sorry, I really can't... it's 'that time'." I blushed, I know I looked mortified and felt ridiculous. The look on his face was pained. He retreated, and we sat there for a moment... and he said, "That's alright, we can do other things." I'll end the story there.

I then wondered if that would be the last he would ever attempt with me. Looking back, I would have much preferred to call Larry R. my first as opposed to my real first experience... which wasn't any 'bad' thing, but it definitely wasn't a magical experience like girls dream it should be. He was a 'friend', but he wasn't someone I really liked like "that". Looking back, I know the only reason I did it was that once again, I felt like a freak for still being a virgin, and I trusted him. I still wish it had been someone that I really liked.

Growing up is a weird, confusing time. There's peer pressure, pressure that we put on ourselves and then just the puzzle of life itself. Learning about people, the world and where exactly we fit into all of that... I made my mistakes, but I could've done way worse than I did.

Here's to you, Larry R... my first real "frog" and one of my very first lessons in Growing Pains 101.

14 comments:

Jay said...

Happy Anniversary to you and the hubby! Six years is pretty good!

High school was a really awkward time. Although sometimes I'd like to do it over again and try again with a couple of girls. LOL ;-)

R.E.H. said...

Oh, I loved reading this story.

I too was kinda old when I got my first "real kiss" (by that I'm talking about tongue-thrusting action).

Mine took place at a party, when drunk at 15 (going on 16). Some girl who was like almost 20 was at the party, and I was so giggly after that experience I started writing a diary for the first time in my life... I think I wrote three pages that first entry, and it was all about how it felt to kiss this girl.

I kind of wish I didn't just write all that ;)

Karen said...

Happy Anniversary. And I really liked the story.

katy said...

Happy Anniversary to you both AJ x
this was a great post and has brought back many memories for me too! thanks AJ
have a great anniversary with Mr J x

Further on up the road said...

I was 11 I think and she was Helen... er oh God can't remember her surname...

Does that count?

If not then I was 15 and she was Jo - she was my first in another significant way if you know what I mean as well... ;-)

captain corky said...

Happy Anniversary! My first kiss was outside a high school on Valentine's Day in the 1980's. I was so innocent and pure once upon a time. LOL!

Rick said...

Weddings and barbeque - they do go together.

http://organizeddoodles.blogspot.com/

FOUR DINNERS said...

Happy Anniversary to you and the beer guy! x

Well loved the story. "We can do other things". Well? Go on then!

Cynnie said...

My first kiss and first everything was with my oldest sons dad..
my skin is still crawling

Jay Cam said...

i'm moved during high school so it was weird for me..

you handled that pretty well lol
here's to larry!

Joel said...

Happy anniversary! Growing up is surely weird! :x

Blondie said...

There is nothing better than a post that mixes "Happy Anniversary!" and "I love you"s with the story of your first kiss, etc.

There are reasons you're my favorite! :)

Happy Anniversary, darling. To many more!

ordinaryjanet said...

Happy Anniversary, and Happy New Year!

Aunt Jackie said...

Thanks guys!! Wow, the year passed so quickly!! I'm glad to have all of you to share this one and the next with!

Glad you enjoyed the story, and glad it made you reminisce a little yourselves!