Started out on a lark, and ended up being a mini-series! :)
If you haven't yet read the story of how Aunt Jackie met and meshed with Rich the guitar god (a.k.a. Mr. J, Rich, 9 etc) then you can read them all right here. That's right. They say nothing is free but go ahead, indulge yourself-no charge:
1- More Than A Filling (A Preamble)
2- Chapter 1 - The Dark Before the Dawn
3- Chapter 2 - Strippers, Video Cams & the Unholy Crud
4- III. Pardon Me, Do you Have Prince Albert In A Can?
5 - IV. Won't You Prey For Me?
6- Chapter 5 - We're On the Highway to Hell
So, your assignment is to read the saga (in order, which makes it more affective)... The links above should get everyone caught up... I'll give everyone an easy A. Maybe I won't give you that book report after all. :)