This is my Monday morning gift to you. Kind of funny, I thought you'd get a kick out of it. First of all, go to Google Maps, and go to 'Get Directions'. Type in "New York" for the first blank, and type in "Paris" for the 2nd (or the destination). Then Click "Get Directions"
--OR (for the lazy)--
Here is a Direct Link for Directions from New York to Paris, Click It!
Pay special attention to Line #23 in the written directions (gotta make sure you're in shape for that one!)