Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Top 10 - Things To Do In An Elevator!

  1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

  2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

  3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

  4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

  5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

  6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

  7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

  8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on; ask if they have an appointment.

  9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

  10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

*Thanks to Narayana for this contribution


chelly said...

Ha ha! Those are good. I like #5! :)

her indoors said...

no. 5 is my favourate too, here's no 11. fart then look at the other person and tut!

Barnze said...

Me n Mrs b like to grab a snog in an empty elevator...nice!

Nana said...

Hey Jackie.does grab a snot mean what I think it means??????

Steven Novak said...

Here's one, climb through the hatch up top...cut the evevator cord and fall to your death.

WHOO HOO!!! ;)


Jacqueline said...

All Great suggestions there :D

Make sure to do the others before you attempt Steve's though... and Yes, Nana I think that Mr and Mrs B must give new meaning to the song "Love In An Elevator" Hehe (cheers)

(Aunt Jackie)

cappy said...

12. take a piss in the corner.

Ordinary Janet said...

I always wanted to start a conversation with a friend about the murder we just committed, while there were other people in the elevator.