Humor Me

Ask anyone who knows me really well, and they will attest to the fact that I am usually an upbeat, funny person to be around. I always want to uplift people, and I crack jokes, and keep people laughing and smiling as much as I can. It's a part of me that I inherit from my father.

I would like to do the same thing when I blog, or write. I see the contrast between the person that I am when I am sitting at the table having coffee with you, to the person that I am through the written word. That's difficult sometimes though. I want to write comically all the time, but sometimes I just have to vent and get rid of aggression, anger or sadness.

I've been thinking about so many things I wanna blog about and I will note them and safe them to refer back to later, and then when I finally get time to go back they are basically no longer relevant. So it's like I really should blog right when I am thinking about these ideas or they go flying moot out the window... what's a terribly busy girl to do?

I wanted to bitch about restaurants and how stingy they were and how they are like the Sauce Nazis from Hell. You can't get sauce to save your life, and some restaurants actually charge you per sauce packet... WTF!!?? You make plenty money off your alcohol and food without charging nearly a dollar per sauce. I think I am going to formally complain about this particular one!! Details (maybe) later.

I think my life path is to uplift and heal others, while apparently neglecting myself and my own appearance and well being lately. Why can't I accomplish just that while at least look good doing all this stuff?? :( Instead I really run around feeling like crap and avoiding the mirror. One of the big reasons I wanna kick my ass back in gear full throttle.

As always I want to bitch about Memphis drivers and sometimes the behavior of men and various other things so I will definitely get in more rant time soon... Once I make up for vastly neglecting to get around to YOUR blogs, that is. I have really had a hard time juggling everything lately and have fallen behind in my own visits. So I guess I have no right to say that my very own comment basket is going hungry.

That's that.

Lastly, I was thinking about the "Ideal Man". My idea of an ideal man anyways, you know the fantasy model the one that I think is all put together right... I'm still at the drawing board, but so far, this is what I have come up with. The ideal man would have:

• Gene Simmon's Tongue and Money


• True Blood's Vampire Bill's Fangs


• Slash's Hair and probably his hat too (sexy! lol)


• Johnny Depp's Face


• and L.L. Cool J's Body
  

When I took a look at what I had created, I screamed
and went running away from my computer screen...


Guess I better keep working on this. Cheers y'all!! ;-)