What's In A Name?
Do you remember the last time you just sat around thinking up perverse names? You know, like "Peter Hertz", and "Mike Hunt", and "Anita Dick", etc?? Well I was innocently surfing the web for something altogether different, and found one that I hadn't really noticed before.It was (wait for it)...
{{Drum Roll Please}}
"Dick Tucker"
Bwwwahahahahah!!! Dick Tucker! What else is HE hiding?? ;)
I mean, just think about how much some of these names might have scarred, or screwed up people so attached to them... The possibilities are infinite! So anyway, this got me curious about other Funky names, and I ran across a site that really listed tons of them, and invited other people to share some of the ones they had run across. The website is: Funny Names. Just in case you get bored or something, or feel curious.
I will share a few favorites here... First off, my sister and I laugh about the Doctor's names, as she once went to a proctologist called "Dr. Gettlefinger", on her birthday nonetheless!
Here are a few of the doctors:
Dr. Harry C. Beaver (real OB/GYN, retired now)
Dr. Bender (Chiropracter)
Dr. Butcher
Dr. DeKay, DDS
Dr. & Dr. Doctor (real married doctors from Norwalk, CT)
Dr. E. Ville
Dr. Gass (allegedly a real anesthesiologist)
Dr. Gutstein
Dr. Hanus
Dr. Hurt (real pediatrician in Saginaw, MI)
Dr. Hymen
Dr. I. Ball (optometrist)
Dr. Kauff
Dr. Look (real opthalmologist in Hawaii)
Dr. Looney - a psychiatrist of course!
Dr. Payne (plastic surgeon in Sandusky, OH)
Dr. Pullham
Dr. Slaughter
Dr. Surgeon (another real doctor from Stamford, CT)
All in all there are so many names out there that are just plain "WRONG"... it's living proof that a huge percentage of parents are either naive, stupid or just THAT SADISTIC. ;)
Tune in tomorrow, which is once again Tuesday, and time for Weekly Words Challenge (with Tink!) This week's words are "Distorted" and "Clear".
Don't miss a minute of the thrills around here!! :)
OMFG!!! The Ice Cream Man is driving past my house to the tune of "It's A Small World"... Be strong Jackie, be strong!!!
Comments
Sincerely
I.M. Genius
Very funny to people like me who have the maturity level of a 13 year old.
BBC! I like doing that too, I always liked making Parodies of songs, etc.
Jay! Does that mean I have that same maturity level?? Hehe. Let's get together and make fun of people.
FILL ME HOLE
Kids can be mean... of course this was 'uni' school, so we were, like, young adults :-)
Love,
Johnny Depth.
Oh, and on the celeb front, did you know that Brad Pitt's brother is called Doug...
DUG PIT
true story-i work for pediatric surgeons, our nurse went to call a patient from waiting room and almost choked when she read the next name to call. Childs name was Shithead. Nurse looked around the room, saw the only new patient at the time and asked this 8-year-old. "Honey, how do you pronounce your name?" Child answered. "She-thade". we had more fun with that kid's chart than a little bit.....lol....dang blog identity.....its me Jinks.