Thursday, October 23, 2008

Hardcore Is Relative

What defines "Hardcore"? It depends on what you're talking about. There are hardcore criminals, and hardcore bodybuilders. There is "hardcore gay", there is Hardcore Pornography, and then there is a hardcore that you couldn't compete with if you tried.

Take for instance what I am about to show you... Perhaps put on your corpse paint, and spiked leather outfits if you want to even get into the same league. Better yet, tease your hair to dangerous heights, and throw on your best parachute pants... because there is no way you're going to "Top" THIS...

I don't know how he dragged it up, but Richie showed me This Painfully Ridiculous Video this morning, and I thought I was going to get a stomach cramp from laughter.


What would you do if you saw 3 guys on the street doing that?? I personally would kick their asses, and then feed them to my vicious cat. I mean, really... That is just sad. What was with Dude's "Sidekicks"? Were they lame or what? They didn't even have his back.

Plus, the girl, I thought she "liked" the guy? After all, she DID SAY, she'd be embarrassed to talk to him because "Look How Funky He Is!!!" So if she was that into him, she wouldn't want to SHAME him in a RAP BATTLE. Evidently she was under the spell of her friend's 'mystical' pendant. The girl cast a "shitty rap" spell, and they all fell prey. Tooo funny!

Anywho-I'm enjoying a quite delicious, rainy day again here in the Mid-South. Could only be better if I was at home, bundled up on my couch with a fluffy blanket, a good movie and some hot cocoa. Because, as Jack Black once sang, "You're not hardcore... unless you live hardcore..."

And that seems perfectly hardcore enough for me, at least for today.


Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Now all of that is hardcore.

Jay said...

I'm embarrassed for those guys.

Oh yeah, and I'm hardcore. ;-)

BBC said...

My core gets hard but I don't get into that shit. Ha ha ha.

I did race cars.....

Ole Blue The Heretic said...

After watching the vid clip I had a nightmare that everyone was dressed in purple and dancing hardcore in the streets.