Please Come Home
Speaks for itself, so I don't really need to type out some overly-wordy blog post today...
Holidays suck way more when you're alone.
When Potato Salad Goes Bad
I have always loved Far Side cartoons... this one about Potato Salad going bad was one of my favorites. Just the mental image of spoiled food pulling a gun gives me a giggle. Larson rules. However, bad food in the fridge is sometimes no laughing matter. I recently let some broccoli sprouts go beggin' and they tried to take the entire household hostage, guests and all. Funny thing about broccoli sprouts, they are against guns and drugs, and totally for Animal Rights but they carry tazers. It's really confusing, and a lesson hard learned. :) So anyway, yeah another make up post I did for yesterday. So sue me... not that it makes a big impact. We've had internet connection problems, which are still ongoing. The technician arrived in decent time and said our equipment was o.k., and that there had been an issue going on in our area, here and there... they were working on it. Maybe it will be resolved soon. I sure hope so, it's just agitating and it goes down at the worst tim...
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You aren't.
Honest.
4D xxxxx
You're not feeling alone because of this fucked up holiday season, you're feeling alone cuz you don't have a pecker to polish.
Forget love for a while, just like some guy and polish his pecker and see how it goes, all love starts out that way.
If it don't work out with him go find another pecker to polish. You know that I'm right if you think back on it, that's how you did things before you got so messed up and damaged.
Leave your baggage on the curb and go have some fun. :-)
Easy day for me, I don't get into all that bullshit.
Have a good one.